Bio: I guess you could say I'm a Jill of most trades, except extermination. I. don't. Do. Bugs. I wear many hats, except The Viking hat. Never quite understood that choice of head gear. I bake, I dance, I write, I sew, I am a certified Joke Killer. Currently wanted in 3 states for the mass murder of knock knock jokes. Shh!! I need my identity to be kept a secret lest comedians come searching for me to collect the bounty that's on my head, exactly 37 Twinkies. I'm serious folks. Let's keep this between me & you.